Superpower: Innovative expletives, drunk hacking clients who throw down gauntlets during cons.
Favorite con moment: Refusing edibles as payment for a cab ride and watching a sales engineer proceed to eat the entire bag on the ride to LAS.
Favorite con event: Social engineering admittance to parties.
Involved since: Arguably never involved.
PGP key: Available in the ether.
Safe word: SacksPraxy